8D I totally nabbed this from ~ChaoticSouls lulz.

List 12 of your original characters:

1. Cai
2. Jake
3. Naila
4. Dahlia
5. Nathan
6. Aniela
7. Andrea
8. Lexi D8
9. Dismas D;
10. Amara
11. Kaden
12. Korrine


01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
---XDDD Crap, I would feel bad for those kids if they got stuck with Kaden. The entire classroom would just be crack and idiocy and him hitting on the nearest male student. ANIELA, ON THE OTHER HAND~ 8D Would bake cookies and pass them out to everyone. She’d be a cute cooking teacher. C8 I can totally see her twirling around in an apron that’s too big for her.

02) Who do you think is hot? How hot?
---What the hell?
XD I’m sure most of these assholes would like to think they’re attractive *coughJakecough*. 8D Although, Cai is pretty adorable~ It comes from running around in a pink apron while cleaning house.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
--- Shiiit. It would totally succeed of course, if only because Lexi is willing to rip off heads to get something she really wants done—8D she's so much sunshine and flowers it’s effing AMAZING—but she’d tell Korrine to literally kiss her ass first before she did anything for her. But Korrine hates the bitch too much to ask, so there~

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
---…>8D This one worked out perfectly. It’s the little drawing book Dismas’ daddy gave him when he was little because he loooves to draw. C8 I’m sure it’s filled with porn and Sotiris in dresses and pink panties.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
---XD Lulz, I don’t even know how to answer this question. I’m pretty sure it would all just end with Jake being a creep and trying to rape Aniela. D;

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
---XD GOD NATHAN, YOU HAVE THE WORST LUCK. 8D It’s either the pedophile that’ll probably try to rape his ass every night or Amara, who will probably take an ax to him. C8 Either way, he’s screeewed~

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
---XD That would be so awkward. Korrine would just stare at Andrea and hurl because she looks so much like Nathan (8D DADDY~!) and Jake would creep. As usual.

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
---8D NAILA KICKS ASS EFF YES. She’d just use her crazy pyro skills and set Amara on fire and sit back and laugh for a while.

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
---DX Cai has made some BIG mistakes, but that would be the worst. I’m pretty sure Lexi would just hunt him down and kill him—being a wetboy is pretty much no advantage in this case, even if it’s after he gets his immortality. 8D And if he wasn’t immortal yet, she’d rip his head off for touching her shit and hang it on her wall with the rest of her collection. C8 SHE’S SO WARM AND FUZZY EFF IT’S EPIIIC.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
---XD Head on a Stick~ 8D The head being Lexi’s, of course.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
--- Dahlia would have to have some kind of super crazy character change that would make her be willing to kill people like Cai does, since she literally is all sunshine and flowers and happy things. It’d be like if Lexi died instead of the other way around.

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
8D ANDREA IS SO CUUUTE~ as a child. XD She angsts so much as a teenager (lulz, Nathan, yet more shit for you to trudge through ~ ), I’m not sure if I’d get annoyed or be sitting and complaining with her. If we did, I'm sure it would be about what a MORON her father is.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
---D8 Well, seeing as the furnace is currently broken in my house and IT’S EFFING FREEZING, how about just a fire to get warm, Naila? C8?

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
---XD Thank God no. I don’t even draw my kids, so~ Besides, Kaden is involved in a project I work on by myself and gives me constant headaches.

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
---Lulz, that’s easy. Dahlia is adorable in general, and everyone loooved her, even that asshole Jake. 8D And Jake hates Nathan guts for literally selling him to Gaelen, sooo~

16) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
--- >8D Damn, I have so many songs for this crazy bitch it’s ridiculous. There’s these crazy Nathan/Lexi songs, I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace [link] EFF YES IT’S AMAZING, and If I Never See Your Face Again by Maroon 5 (<3) and Rihanna [link] Aaaand these ones for sisterly love between Dahlia and Lexi, October [link] and Wash It All Away by Evanescence [link] . There’s also these two for her psychopathic bitchiness, Disturbia by Rihanna [link] aaand my fav Monster by Skillet [link] . XD So many liiinks~

17) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
---XD Aniela, of course. Cai has super fast reflexes, since he’s a wetboy—even though Korrine is an assassin—and when he did get it, he’d give it to her since she’s just so CUUUTE~ and no one can refuse her.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
---XD; SHIIIT. Lots of ‘I’m your husband, so this technically isn’t considered rape~’ type things and lots of dirty things that I really don’t want to think about. Disgusting bastard ugh.

19) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
---8D Being the leader of Antipodes, of course, since it’s totally Taiynene’s underworld~ And for pissing people off in general. It’d be pretty amusing for Lexi to arrest him once she’s queen. I’m sure she wouldn’t kill him, but Nathan’s facial expressions would be lots of lulz.

20) What is 6's secret?
---XD That’s totally a plot spoiler~

21) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
---XD; That’d be so much fail. I’m going to go with Kaden, since he’s pretty athletic, but he might get distracted when Dismas started acting like the creeping pervert he is.

22) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
---D8; UGH, I DEFINITELY WOULDN’T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE WITH LEXI EVER—although she’d totally be the best protection ever. Anyone that tried anything would just get blasted to bits. XD Andrea would be entertaining though~

23) Cai (1) and Dismas (9) (XD Someone’s going to die) team up to save the world from the threat posed by Dahlia (4)’s sinister secret organization (wtf? But she’s flowers and rainbooows~) . Kaden (11) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Dahlia(4) . Meanwhile, Dahlia (4) has kidnapped Korrine (12) (lol) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Nathan (5) (what wise advice?) , they seek out Naila (3) (lol, who will then blow things up for them) who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

---XD That was so OOC it’s kind of ridiculous. Cai would never team up with Dismas. In fact, he’d really just be searching for a way to kill the asshole. D8 AND DAHLIA IS SUNSHINE, SUNSHIIIINE~ And Nathan has no wise advice, so they’re all pretty screwed.

8DDD Stolen memes are so much more entertaining than doing revisions it's MARVELOUS.